addicted to convience

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I'm Elizabeth, my best friends call me Lizzie.

19 | Michigan | GRCC | Bisexual

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chinad011:

it took me years to understand this joke

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

me: *goes to bed at 5am*

me: *is shocked, angry and doesnt understand why i keep waking up at noon*

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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accidentalslut:

Basically

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shovel-girl:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you

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jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

— Unknown (a knot in my throat now)

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heckacute:

"Grandmother, what big ears you have," said Little Red Riding Hood.

"They’re plugs, not gauges," said the wolf. 

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usa: oh look at all this tea
england: NO
usa: it would be a shame
england: amerICA NO
usa: if something
england:
usa: were to
england:
england:
england:
usa: happen

thegrassthathidestheviper:

adamusprime:

What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group