I Put the "i" in lie

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gingerdrummer:

hannahbananafeefifofanna:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS OH MY GOD WHAT 

THERE ARE TEARS, I’M CRYING FJDAKF;SFJKSFJDKSA

FUCKK! Someone figured us out…..

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• people: you have to be more lady like
• me: suck my dick

Seriously, i'm curious how they'd react...

• Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
• Me: I was sitting the whole night crying, shaking and i slicing my arms open. I thought about suicide and made already plans. Sorry, i hadn't enough time for homework. I was busy not killing myself.
• Teacher: ..

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roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES.

fuck yes

THIS  <3

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I’m going stir crazy. 2 days of being home, and it’s already happening. 

How did I survive summers as a kid where all I did was sit home and babysit?

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